It’s a bit difficult to tell whether this is a joke or not, but according to a USA Today report on Friday, Burger King has finally solved the problem of getting your hands dirty while eating one of its juicy Whopper burgers.
A sloppy event
If you’ve ever had to grab a quick bite while driving your car, you know how difficult it can be to eat and keep the process mess free. Usually the aftermath isn’t pretty with chunks of various toppings and assorted other food stuffs dropping on you or on the car floor.
But wait, there’s more. Your greasy fingers will not only stain your steering wheel, but you’ll leave all sorts of residual stains all over the dashboard, the console, radio buttons, car door, and even your girlfriend or boyfriend who is unfortunately sitting next to you in the car.
What’s a person to do?
Hello hamburger helper
Burger King, in order to celebrate its 50th anniversary running its business in Puerto Rico, lavished fifty genuine burger holders to the first customers entering through its doors today.
The contraption is made out of plastic and the potential Whopper eater wears the device around his or her neck. There is a form fitting cage for your burger of choice and the contraption comes in one color: brilliant white.
Think of it as a feedbag for humans; the horses at your local racetrack will be envious of you.
International release?
While fifty lucky souls were able to grab one of the hands-free burger holders in Puerto Rico, Burger King has remained silent on the possibility of releasing more of them worldwide.
But one question remains about the device; what happens when you finish half the burger—how do you eat the other half without touching it?
These and other world shaking questions are on the minds of Burger King fans everywhere.
