The gals and guys over at Thrillist compiled an epic list of “50 accessories you can’t eat without,” featuring everything from Chucky Doll knife holders that will make you sh*t your pants to blenders powered by boat motors. We picked our favorites from the bunch below.
This all-in-one unit puts Fisher Price kitchenettes to shame
Remember when you were a kid and you used to pretend those plastic mini kitchens for kids were real? Well, this is like that, except you can actually cook something other than play-doh burgers.
Open Air Cooking Oven for faux-artisan pizzas
Behold: The most badass blender on the planet
As the folks at Thrillist point out: “As it stands right now, the world is divided into two groups: people who own blenders powered by classic boat motors, and losers. Don’t be a loser, snag that ish up at Windchimes & More.” Our sentiments exactly.
‘Popcake’ Pancake Pooper
Instant, assembly-line fresh pancakes. Ford would be proud.
Think the mother of all Keurigs and SodaStreams
The drink game has just been changed. SPRiZZi takes the Keurig and SodaStream and combines their carbonating-hot-water-making talents into one consolidated gadget. It also has “Flavor Bullets” as opposed to “K-Cups.” Case closed.
Darth Vader Lightsaber Chopsticks
Although, if these were real, you’d wouldn’t be able to pick up much of anything and might lose a finger or two. I know, you hate me.
“Pipe” bowls and mug make for the essential dish set
Now you can smoke your bowl of cereal in the morning. Also great for when you’re done eating and too lazy to search for your, er, other smoking apparatus.
